The F*cky Holiday Survival Kit - 3-Candle Set

Introducing the F*cky Holiday Survival Kit, the only tool you need to navigate the chaos, drama, and awkward close-talkers of the festive season. This set includes all three of our best-selling, brutally honest holiday candles, presented in a sleek gift box tied with a satin ribbon.

It's the perfect gift for your most sarcastic friend, your favorite host, or simply as a necessary defense mechanism for your own home.

What's Inside Your Survival Kit:

1. Smells Like Holiday Drama (Spiked Eggnog):

   • The Vibe: Rich, creamy rum and nutmeg.

   • The Command: "Burn when the plot thickens."

2. Jingle Bells, Your Breath Smells (Peppermint):

   • The Vibe: Crisp, refreshing candy cane swirl.

   • The Command: "A peppermint intervention disguised as a candle. 'Light this before talking to relatives.'"

3. Sweet Cocoa, Sharp Tongue (Cocoa Scented):

   • The Vibe: Delicious dark chocolate with a marshmallow topping.

   • The Command: "Sip Slow Or Get Burned."

Why Buy the Bundle? You get three distinct, high-quality, hilarious candles for every stage of your holiday gathering—from the initial awkward arrival to the dramatic climax and the sweet, self-care recovery.

🔥 What You'll Love in This Set

• Complete Survival KitThree unique scents and messages to cover every holiday scenario: bad breath, family drama, and sassy truths.
• Premium Gift PresentationArrives ready-to-gift in a stylish, black presentation box with a matching ribbon.
• High Value, Low DramaExcellent value compared to buying separately, making it an ideal group or white elephant gift.
• Three Great ScentsA variety of seasonal fragrances: Peppermint, Spiked Eggnog, and Rich Cocoa.
• Ultimate Gag GiftThe best collection of sarcastic, funny, and brutally honest holiday humor in candle form.