I'd Make a Sexy Joke, But..." Funny Birthday Card for Over the Hill

The "Throw Your Back Out" Funny/Sexy Birthday Card

Wish them a Happy Birthday with a dose of hilarious reality! This card is perfect for acknowledging their special day while gently teasing them about getting a little older and the associated hazards (like throwing out a back!).

The card reads: "Happy Birthday! I'd make a sexy joke, BUT YOU MIGHT THROW YOUR BACK OUT."

It's the ideal choice for a spouse, partner, or close friend who has a fantastic sense of humor, appreciates naughty innuendo, and can laugh at themselves.

• Features a fun border of suggestive icons (handcuffs, lingerie, liquor, etc.).

• Great for anyone celebrating a milestone birthday or just appreciating the passage of time.

• Blank inside for your own personalized message.