{"product_id":"the-fucky-xmas-joke-audiobook-the-leaked-north-pole-hot-mik-scandal-holiday-comedy","title":"The Fucky XMAS Joke Audiobook - Santa's Hot Mic!","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1375\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1375\" data-end=\"1444\"\u003eThe North Pole has been wiretapped… and the tape has been leaked.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003eFrom the unhinged imagination of \u003cstrong data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1507\"\u003eBafamagootz Productions\u003c\/strong\u003e, meet the holiday audiobook that flips Christmas on its jingle-bell head—\u003cstrong data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003eThe Fucky XMAS Joke Book: The Audiobook\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1627\" data-end=\"1770\"\u003eThis is \u003cem data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1640\"\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e the Christmas magic from your childhood.\u003cbr data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1704\"\u003ereal\u003c\/strong\u003e, uncensored, behind-the-scenes chaos Santa never wanted released.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1772\" data-end=\"2061\"\u003eInside the leaked audio, you’ll hear:\u003cbr data-start=\"1809\" data-end=\"1812\"\u003e🎅 Santa caught on hot mic (multiple times)\u003cbr data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1858\"\u003e🧝 Elves losing their ever-loving minds\u003cbr data-start=\"1897\" data-end=\"1900\"\u003e🦌 Reindeer with full diva energy\u003cbr data-start=\"1933\" data-end=\"1936\"\u003e💋 Mrs. Claus who gives exactly zero jingle-bells\u003cbr data-start=\"1985\" data-end=\"1988\"\u003e🎙️ Full character-voice performances that make the scandal \u003cem data-start=\"2048\" data-end=\"2054\"\u003efeel\u003c\/em\u003e real\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2063\" data-end=\"2239\"\u003eDelivered in outrageous, rapid-fire comedy segments, this audiobook plays like a \u003cstrong data-start=\"2144\" data-end=\"2170\"\u003eNorth Pole TMZ special\u003c\/strong\u003e mixed with dark holiday humor, satire, and absolute Christmas chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2241\" data-end=\"2257\"\u003e⚠️ Warning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2258\" data-end=\"2284\"\u003eThis audiobook contains:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2285\" data-end=\"2415\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2285\" data-end=\"2300\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2287\" data-end=\"2300\"\u003eAdult humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2301\" data-end=\"2322\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2303\" data-end=\"2322\"\u003eExplicit language\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2323\" data-end=\"2350\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2325\" data-end=\"2350\"\u003eUnfiltered elf behavior\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2351\" data-end=\"2381\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2353\" data-end=\"2381\"\u003eReindeer attitude problems\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2382\" data-end=\"2415\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2384\" data-end=\"2415\"\u003eA Santa meltdown for the ages\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2417\" data-end=\"2490\"\u003eNot safe for children.\u003cbr data-start=\"2439\" data-end=\"2442\"\u003eNot safe for your grandma (unless she’s cool).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2492\" data-end=\"2659\"\u003eIf you love raunchy Christmas jokes, NSFW comedy, chaotic holiday energy, and audiobooks that make you cackle inappropriately, \u003cstrong data-start=\"2619\" data-end=\"2658\"\u003ethis is your new December tradition\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bafamagootz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52428762644847,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7547\/7615\/files\/image.webp?v=1764123644","url":"https:\/\/bafamagootz.com\/products\/the-fucky-xmas-joke-audiobook-the-leaked-north-pole-hot-mik-scandal-holiday-comedy","provider":"Bafamagootz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}