{"product_id":"the-f-cky-holiday-survival-kit-3-candle-set","title":"The F*cky Holiday Survival Kit - 3-Candle Set","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cb\u003eF*cky Holiday Survival Kit\u003c\/b\u003e, the only tool you need to navigate the chaos, drama, and awkward close-talkers of the festive season. This set includes all three of our best-selling, brutally honest holiday candles, presented in a sleek gift box tied with a satin ribbon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt's the perfect gift for your most sarcastic friend, your favorite host, or simply as a necessary defense mechanism for your own home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's Inside Your Survival Kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col data-path-to-node=\"6\" start=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells Like Holiday Drama (Spiked Eggnog):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,0,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich, creamy rum and nutmeg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Command:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Burn when the plot thickens.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eJingle Bells, Your Breath Smells (Peppermint):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,1,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Crisp, refreshing candy cane swirl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Command:\u003c\/b\u003e \"A peppermint intervention disguised as a candle. 'Light this before talking to relatives.'\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSweet Cocoa, Sharp Tongue (Cocoa Scented):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Delicious dark chocolate with a marshmallow topping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Command:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Sip Slow Or Get Burned.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy Buy the Bundle?\u003c\/b\u003e You get three distinct, high-quality, hilarious candles for every stage of your holiday gathering—from the initial awkward arrival to the dramatic climax and the sweet, self-care recovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e🔥 What You'll Love in This Set\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eComplete Survival Kit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\"\u003eThree unique scents and messages to cover every holiday scenario: bad breath, family drama, and sassy truths.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePremium Gift Presentation\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,1,0\"\u003eArrives ready-to-gift in a stylish, black presentation box with a matching ribbon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,1,0\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh Value, Low Drama\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,3,1,0\"\u003eExcellent value compared to buying separately, making it an ideal group or white elephant gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThree Great Scents\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,4,1,0\"\u003eA variety of seasonal fragrances: \u003cb\u003ePeppermint, Spiked Eggnog, and Rich Cocoa\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUltimate Gag Gift\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,5,1,0\"\u003eThe best collection of sarcastic, funny, and brutally honest holiday humor in candle form.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bafamagootz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52429424263535,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7547\/7615\/files\/CopyofFuckyHolidayCandles_3.png?v=1764055170","url":"https:\/\/bafamagootz.com\/products\/the-f-cky-holiday-survival-kit-3-candle-set","provider":"Bafamagootz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}