{"product_id":"happy-birthday-youre-not-old-just-out-of-warranty-funny-card","title":"Happy Birthday! You're Not Old, Just Out of Warranty - Funny Card","description":"\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"Warranty Expired\" Funny Birthday Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1\"\u003eThis card is the perfect way to tease your \u003cb\u003espouse, partner, or close friend\u003c\/b\u003e who might be sensitive about their age! It’s a hilarious and lighthearted way to acknowledge the inevitable aches and slowdowns that come with getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2\"\u003eThe card reads: \u003cb\u003e\"Happy Birthday! YOU'RE NOT OLD—YOUR WARRANTY JUST EXPIRED ON CERTAIN BODY PARTS WE WON'T MENTION.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3\"\u003eThis card is ideal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13,4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0,0\"\u003eA significant other who needs a funny, relatable dose of reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,1,0\"\u003eAnyone celebrating a birthday (especially 30+, 40+, or 50+).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,2,0\"\u003eGiving a humorous nod to aging without being overly mean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,5\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eFeatures a fun photo insert of a couple celebrating and the signature adult party border, setting a memorable, cheeky tone.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,6\"\u003eCelebrate their birthday before the parts completely fail!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Bafamagootz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52443343651183,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7547\/7615\/files\/Yourparagraphtext_19.png?v=1764659650","url":"https:\/\/bafamagootz.com\/products\/happy-birthday-youre-not-old-just-out-of-warranty-funny-card","provider":"Bafamagootz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}