{"title":"Holiday Candles","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"jingle-bells-your-breath-smells-candle","title":"Jingle Bells, Your Breath Smells Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eIntroducing the ultimate \u003cb\u003eHoliday Intervention\u003c\/b\u003e disguised as a festive treat! Our \"Jingle Bells, Your Breath Smells\" candle is a must-have for those chaotic family gatherings where honesty is best delivered with a wink and a warm glow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis isn't just a candle; it's a social cue. With a bold, black label that doesn't mince words, and a top design featuring a vibrant \u003cb\u003epeppermint swirl\u003c\/b\u003e, it offers a subtle (and not-so-subtle) hint to your nearest and dearest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eScent Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e A refreshing and crisp aroma of \u003cb\u003ePeppermint\u003c\/b\u003e, perfectly mimicking the classic candy cane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Hilarious, cheeky, and perfectly on-brand for anyone who appreciates dark humor during the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Secret Mission:\u003c\/b\u003e The label reads: \"A peppermint intervention disguised as a candle. 'Light this before talking to relatives.'\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGift this to:\u003c\/b\u003e Your sarcastic sibling, the friend who hosts the wildest holiday parties, or keep it for yourself as a pre-holiday stress reliever. It’s the perfect way to break the ice—or just get some fresh air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e🎁 What You'll Love in This Candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCheeky Humor\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,1,0\"\u003eThe bold, unforgettable message that guarantees a laugh and is a great conversation starter.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFestive Look\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,1,0\"\u003eThe classic \u003cb\u003epeppermint swirl\u003c\/b\u003e design on top makes it look as good as it smells.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality Scent\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,1,0\"\u003eA strong, clean \u003cb\u003epeppermint\u003c\/b\u003e aroma that truly freshens the air.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect Gift\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,4,1,0\"\u003eIdeal for white elephant parties, gag gifts, or for the person with a great sense of humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHoliday Essential\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,5,1,0\"\u003eProvides a much-needed aromatic \"intervention\" during close-quarters holiday events.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bafamagootz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52429404668271,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7547\/7615\/files\/CopyofFuckyHolidayCandles.png?v=1764054304"},{"product_id":"smells-like-holiday-drama-candle","title":"Smells Like Holiday Drama Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eNeed a distraction from your aunt's passive-aggressive comments or your cousin's political rants? Meet the \u003cb\u003e\"Smells Like Holiday Drama\"\u003c\/b\u003e candle—your official aromatic coping mechanism for the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis candle perfectly captures the bittersweet essence of holiday gatherings: warm, comforting, and just a little bit messy. It's scented with the rich, festive aroma of \u003cb\u003eSpiked Eggnog\u003c\/b\u003e, complete with a dusting of nutmeg on top to look the part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eScent Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e A decadent blend of creamy \u003cb\u003eVanilla, Rum, and Nutmeg\u003c\/b\u003e, evoking a perfect glass of spiked eggnog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e A sarcastic yet cozy nod to the inevitable chaos of family time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e The label clearly states: \u003cb\u003e\"Burn when the plot thickens.\"\u003c\/b\u003e We recommend lighting it around minute five of any serious conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIt's the perfect centerpiece\u003c\/b\u003e for the dessert table, a fantastic white elephant gift, or a personal indulgence to keep you sane when the drama hits a fever pitch. Embrace the chaos, one delicious scent at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e🎁 What You'll Love in This Candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSarcastic Slogan\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,1,0\"\u003eThe \"Smells Like Holiday Drama\" phrase perfectly captures the spirit of family gatherings.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGrown-Up Scent\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,1,0\"\u003eRich, authentic \u003cb\u003eSpiked Eggnog\u003c\/b\u003e aroma—it smells just like the real thing (booze included!).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Plot Thickener\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,1,0\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe instruction \u003cb\u003e\"Burn when the plot thickens\"\u003c\/b\u003e makes it a hilarious functional piece of decor.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eV\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0,0\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eisual Appeal\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,4,1,0\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe creamy white wax topped with a dusting of nutmeg is festive and high-end.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0,0\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGreat Gift\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,5,1,0\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIdeal for friends who understand the struggle or anyone hosting a dramatic holiday dinner.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bafamagootz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52429415383407,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7547\/7615\/files\/CopyofFuckyHolidayCandles_1.png?v=1764054536"},{"product_id":"sweet-cocoa-sharp-tongue-candle","title":"Sweet Cocoa, Sharp Tongue Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eMeet the candle that perfectly embodies your cozy, yet slightly dangerous, holiday personality! The \u003cb\u003e\"Sweet Cocoa, Sharp Tongue\"\u003c\/b\u003e candle looks like a delectable mug of hot chocolate but carries a warning: \u003cb\u003e\"Sip Slow Or Get Burned.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis candle is topped with a realistic \u003cb\u003e\"chocolate drip\"\u003c\/b\u003e rim and features three cute \u003cb\u003emini-marshmallows\u003c\/b\u003e on top, making it an irresistible piece of holiday decor. It's the perfect gift for the friend who looks like an angel but speaks the unfiltered truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eScent Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich, comforting aroma of \u003cb\u003eDark Cocoa\u003c\/b\u003e with hints of creamy vanilla and sugar—pure holiday indulgence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Sweet on the surface, with a clever, cutting edge. It’s warm, inviting, and a little bit spicy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Message:\u003c\/b\u003e It's a reminder that even the coziest treats can pack a punch. Light it when you need to be nice, but still want to feel naughty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/b\u003e Hot chocolate lovers, sarcastic friends, or anyone who keeps it real during the overly-sweet holiday season. It looks good enough to eat (but please don't!).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGag-Worthy Visuals\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,1,0\"\u003eLooks exactly like a mug of hot cocoa with the \u003cb\u003echocolate drip\u003c\/b\u003e rim and \u003cb\u003emarshmallow\u003c\/b\u003e toppers.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDecadent Scent\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,1,0\"\u003eAuthentic, rich, and comforting \u003cb\u003eCocoa\u003c\/b\u003e scent that fills the room with warmth.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSassy Slogan\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Sweet Cocoa, Sharp Tongue\"\u003c\/b\u003e and the warning \u003cb\u003e\"Sip Slow Or Get Burned\"\u003c\/b\u003e is hilariously relatable.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnique Home Decor\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,4,1,0\"\u003eA truly unique and highly detailed candle that doubles as a funny conversation piece.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect Gift\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,5,1,0\"\u003eExcellent stocking stuffer or gift for the person who is sweet but doesn't suffer fools.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bafamagootz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52429419086191,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7547\/7615\/files\/CopyofFuckyHolidayCandles_2.png?v=1764054778"},{"product_id":"the-f-cky-holiday-survival-kit-3-candle-set","title":"The F*cky Holiday Survival Kit - 3-Candle Set","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cb\u003eF*cky Holiday Survival Kit\u003c\/b\u003e, the only tool you need to navigate the chaos, drama, and awkward close-talkers of the festive season. This set includes all three of our best-selling, brutally honest holiday candles, presented in a sleek gift box tied with a satin ribbon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt's the perfect gift for your most sarcastic friend, your favorite host, or simply as a necessary defense mechanism for your own home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's Inside Your Survival Kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col data-path-to-node=\"6\" start=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells Like Holiday Drama (Spiked Eggnog):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,0,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich, creamy rum and nutmeg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Command:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Burn when the plot thickens.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eJingle Bells, Your Breath Smells (Peppermint):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,1,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Crisp, refreshing candy cane swirl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Command:\u003c\/b\u003e \"A peppermint intervention disguised as a candle. 'Light this before talking to relatives.'\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSweet Cocoa, Sharp Tongue (Cocoa Scented):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Delicious dark chocolate with a marshmallow topping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Command:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Sip Slow Or Get Burned.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy Buy the Bundle?\u003c\/b\u003e You get three distinct, high-quality, hilarious candles for every stage of your holiday gathering—from the initial awkward arrival to the dramatic climax and the sweet, self-care recovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e🔥 What You'll Love in This Set\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eComplete Survival Kit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1,1,0\"\u003eThree unique scents and messages to cover every holiday scenario: bad breath, family drama, and sassy truths.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePremium Gift Presentation\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,1,0\"\u003eArrives ready-to-gift in a stylish, black presentation box with a matching ribbon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,1,0\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh Value, Low Drama\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,3,1,0\"\u003eExcellent value compared to buying separately, making it an ideal group or white elephant gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThree Great Scents\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,4,1,0\"\u003eA variety of seasonal fragrances: \u003cb\u003ePeppermint, Spiked Eggnog, and Rich Cocoa\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUltimate Gag Gift\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-path-to-node=\"10,5,1,0\"\u003eThe best collection of sarcastic, funny, and brutally honest holiday humor in candle form.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bafamagootz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52429424263535,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7547\/7615\/files\/CopyofFuckyHolidayCandles_3.png?v=1764055170"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7547\/7615\/collections\/CopyofFuckyHolidayCandles.png?v=1764054470","url":"https:\/\/bafamagootz.com\/collections\/holiday-candles.oembed","provider":"Bafamagootz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}